KH FST: Nothing Man
Dec. 24th, 2011 11:52 amA Xemnas FST I made a while back. Just in case it needs to be said, I made this before I was spoiled for Birth By Sleep, but if anyone wants to ask about my thoughts regarding Xemnas and BBS, I'd be willing to discuss explanations/theories with you (please specify game canon and/or ficverses).


download zip here
Nothing Man
Prologue: Waking The Monster - Darren Hayes
The professor is building
Something extraordinary
From the first signs
Well I knew he would hide it from me
Using a Ouija board
Or finding hidden places
That had never been sought, I pray
Diabolical delicious things
Something is bad
And it's something within me
There's a phonographic needle
And a stereo heart
One ounce of jealousy
Fifty-seven gallons juvenile delinquency
Super supremacy
I've gotta find an answer
Gotta fashion a skeleton key
The professor is building
Something extraordinary
Behind bars
And a door he won't open for me
Kind words and the barrel of a gun
Will make him come to grips
Make him face up to what he's done
Xehanort, an amnesiac under the care of Ansem the Wise, starts to explore darkness of the heart and the nature of the Heartless. In doing so, he opens a door in Radiant Garden and turns into a Heartless himself.
2. Burnout - Green Day
I declare I don't care no more
I'm burning up and out and growing bored
I'm not growing up
I'm just burning out
And I stepped in line
to walk amongst the dead
Apathy has rained on me
Now I'm feeling like a soggy dream
So close to drowning but I don't mind
I've lived inside this mental cave
Throw my emotions in the grave
Hell, who needs them anyway
Xemnas is born into nonexistence and realizes that the actions of who he had been as Xehanort have caused him to lose his heart.
3. Miseria Cantare- The Beginning - A.F.I.
Love your hate, your faith lost
You are now one of us
Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Radiate, recognize one silent call
As we all form one dark flame...
Xemnas quickly learns that the other five former apprentices of Ansem the Wise have also become Nobodies, so he gathers them together, appoints himself leader of the Organization, and begins to direct hearts to The World That Never Was.
4. Starman - David Bowie
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
Xemnas expects every single member of the Organization to be completely loyal to him, and makes sure that those disloyal are dealt with. I always imagine Saix singing this song.
5. Start Wearing Purple - Gogol Bordello
Start wearing purple wearing purple
start wearing purple, for me now
all your sanity and wits, they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time...
I know you since you were a twenty and I was twenty
but thought that some years from now
a purple little little lady will be perfect
for dirty old and useless clown
Everyone in the Organization gets to wear a cool black coat and the very same boots that Xehanort wore then he was an apprentice. Little by little, the Organization gains new members.
6. Nothing Man - Bruce Springsteen
I don't remember how I felt
I never thought I'd live
To read about myself
In my hometown paper
Only understand
I am, the nothing man
Around here, everybody acts the same
Around here, everybody acts like nothing's changed
"Xehanort!" - Mickey
"How long has it been since I abandoned that name..." - Xemnas
Xemnas visits Hollow Bastion, ten years after the loss of his heart.
7. X Gonna Give It To Ya - DMX (clean version, no swearing)
X gon give it to ya
F*** wait for you to get it on your own
X gon deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
Cuz I am right so I gots to win
Break bread wit the enemy
But no matter how many cats I break bread wit
I'll break who you sendin me
I ain't got it so you can't get it
Lets leave it at that cuz I ain't wit it
You against me, me against you
Whatever, whenever
What the f*** you gon do?
I've been doing this for nineteen years
N****s wanna fight me? Fight these tears
I put in work and it's all for the kids
But these cats done forgot what work is (UH-HUH!)
They don't know who we be
Lookin! but they don't know who they see
Talk to much for to long
Don't give up you're too strong (What?!)
Being a Nobody and leader of the Organization for ten years has given Xemnas a lot of power, and he works tirelessly to complete Kingdom Hearts. He expects to be taken seriously, but he certainly doesn't expect to lose to a bunch of teenagers with giant keys, a mouse, a dog, and a duck.
8. I Want To Conquer The World - Bad Religion
I want to conquer the world
Give all the idiots a brand new religion
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil
Promote equality in all of my decisions
With a quick wink of the eye and a "god you must be joking!"
Hey mister diplomat with your worldly aspirations
Did you see your children cry when you left them at the station?
Hey moral soldier you've got righteous proclamations
And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations
I want to conquer the world
Expose the culprits and feed them to the children
I'll do away with air pollution
And then i'll save the whales
We'll have peace on earth
And global communion
"Is this the answer you've been looking for?" - Ansem the Wise
"All that and more. I'm carrying on what you yourself began, and I'm creating a brand new world, one heart at a time. I thought you'd praise me, but all you ever do is hold me back." - Xemnas
Xemnas doesn't really seem to understand why people would want to stop him from completing Kingdom Hearts because he fails to consider that each heart that was part of Kingdom Hearts came from a person.
9. Uno - Muse
This means nothing to me
'Cause you are nothing to me
And it means nothing to me
That you blew this away
'Cause you could have been number one
If you only found the time
And you could have ruled the whole world
If you had the chance
You could have been number one
And you could have ruled the whole world
And we could have had so much fun
But you blew it away
You know, if Xemnas wasn't a total sociopath with highly questionable sanity, he could've actually done some good in the world with all that ambition. I always imagine Axel singing this song.
10. We've Got Everything - Modest Mouse
We've got everything
We've got everything
We've got everything down to a science
So I guess we know everything
We've tried everything
We've tried everything
We've tried everything half assed and as liars
And that's how we've got everything
If we carried it out to sea
Pushed it over the edge we could have all been through
Well, no one even bothered showing up
But we still did what we should have thought through
Old habits are hard to break, and Xemnas is still a scientist at non-heart. While he is in charge of the Organization, numerous experiments are carried out, most notably the Replica Program.
11. Cold As Ice - Foreigner
You never take advice
Someday, you'll pay the price, I know
I've seen it before
It happens all the time
You're closing the door
You leave the world behind
You're digging for gold
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay
I'd had this song before ORGLIX put it in one of their skits, but the skit was when I realized that it was an appropriate song for DiZ/Ansem the Wise to sing to Xemnas.
12. Oh No - Gogol Bordello
But one thing is surely eternal
It's condition of a man
Who don't know where he is going
Who don't know where does he stand
Whose dream power is corked bottle
Put away in dry dark place
Whose youth power is well buried
Under propaganda waves
Whose dream life is in opposition
With the life he leads today
Who's beaten down in believing
It just kinda goes this way!
Oh no, it doesn't have to be so
Forces of the creative mind are unstoppable!
"If light and darkness are eternal, then surely we nothings must be the same... Eternal!" - Xemnas
Xemnas really likes being dramatic, doesn't he?
13. Reckoner - Radiohead
Reckoner
You can't take it with you
Dedicated to all you
All your needs
Because we separate
The ripples on a black shore
"You accept darkness, yet choose to live in the light. So why is is that you loathe us who teeter on the edge of nothing? We who were turned away by both light and dark - never given a choice?" - Xemnas
"That's simple. It's because you mess up our worlds." - Riku
Although it was Xehanort's actions that caused Xemnas to become a Nobody, Xemnas continued the spread of Heartless to various worlds in order to accomplish his goals. Inevitably, he is deafeated and his Organization is no more.
14. Nowhere Man - The Beatles
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Nowhere man please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere man, The world is at your command
Nowhere man don't worry
Take your time, don't hurry
Leave it all till somebody else
Lends you a hand
"I need... more rage... I need more... hearts..." - Xemnas
"Xemnas. There's more to a heart than just anger or hate. It's full of all kinds of feelings. Don't you remember?" - Sora
"Unfortunately... I don't." - Xemnas
Bonus [aka don't take this one too seriously XD]: Very Melon - Norio Wakamoto
Translation:
Catch My Heart! Very Melon! (Very Melon!)
Catch My Heart! Very Melon! (Very Melon!)
It melts in your mouth Very Melon! (Very Melon!)
(duua!) it's very round and big
(duua!) it's very green with stripes
My heart is captivated (ru ru ruru ru ru ruru ru)
If you eat it once, it captivates. (ru ru ru ru)
My Heart is in paradise (ru ru ruru ru ru ruru ru)
If you eat it once, its paradise. (ru ru ru ru)
A song by Xemnas's Japanese voice actor. If Xemnas had a heart, would he be in love with melons?


download zip here
Nothing Man
Prologue: Waking The Monster - Darren Hayes
The professor is building
Something extraordinary
From the first signs
Well I knew he would hide it from me
Using a Ouija board
Or finding hidden places
That had never been sought, I pray
Diabolical delicious things
Something is bad
And it's something within me
There's a phonographic needle
And a stereo heart
One ounce of jealousy
Fifty-seven gallons juvenile delinquency
Super supremacy
I've gotta find an answer
Gotta fashion a skeleton key
The professor is building
Something extraordinary
Behind bars
And a door he won't open for me
Kind words and the barrel of a gun
Will make him come to grips
Make him face up to what he's done
Xehanort, an amnesiac under the care of Ansem the Wise, starts to explore darkness of the heart and the nature of the Heartless. In doing so, he opens a door in Radiant Garden and turns into a Heartless himself.
2. Burnout - Green Day
I declare I don't care no more
I'm burning up and out and growing bored
I'm not growing up
I'm just burning out
And I stepped in line
to walk amongst the dead
Apathy has rained on me
Now I'm feeling like a soggy dream
So close to drowning but I don't mind
I've lived inside this mental cave
Throw my emotions in the grave
Hell, who needs them anyway
Xemnas is born into nonexistence and realizes that the actions of who he had been as Xehanort have caused him to lose his heart.
3. Miseria Cantare- The Beginning - A.F.I.
Love your hate, your faith lost
You are now one of us
Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Radiate, recognize one silent call
As we all form one dark flame...
Xemnas quickly learns that the other five former apprentices of Ansem the Wise have also become Nobodies, so he gathers them together, appoints himself leader of the Organization, and begins to direct hearts to The World That Never Was.
4. Starman - David Bowie
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
Xemnas expects every single member of the Organization to be completely loyal to him, and makes sure that those disloyal are dealt with. I always imagine Saix singing this song.
5. Start Wearing Purple - Gogol Bordello
Start wearing purple wearing purple
start wearing purple, for me now
all your sanity and wits, they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time...
I know you since you were a twenty and I was twenty
but thought that some years from now
a purple little little lady will be perfect
for dirty old and useless clown
Everyone in the Organization gets to wear a cool black coat and the very same boots that Xehanort wore then he was an apprentice. Little by little, the Organization gains new members.
6. Nothing Man - Bruce Springsteen
I don't remember how I felt
I never thought I'd live
To read about myself
In my hometown paper
Only understand
I am, the nothing man
Around here, everybody acts the same
Around here, everybody acts like nothing's changed
"Xehanort!" - Mickey
"How long has it been since I abandoned that name..." - Xemnas
Xemnas visits Hollow Bastion, ten years after the loss of his heart.
7. X Gonna Give It To Ya - DMX (clean version, no swearing)
X gon give it to ya
F*** wait for you to get it on your own
X gon deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
Cuz I am right so I gots to win
Break bread wit the enemy
But no matter how many cats I break bread wit
I'll break who you sendin me
I ain't got it so you can't get it
Lets leave it at that cuz I ain't wit it
You against me, me against you
Whatever, whenever
What the f*** you gon do?
I've been doing this for nineteen years
N****s wanna fight me? Fight these tears
I put in work and it's all for the kids
But these cats done forgot what work is (UH-HUH!)
They don't know who we be
Lookin! but they don't know who they see
Talk to much for to long
Don't give up you're too strong (What?!)
Being a Nobody and leader of the Organization for ten years has given Xemnas a lot of power, and he works tirelessly to complete Kingdom Hearts. He expects to be taken seriously, but he certainly doesn't expect to lose to a bunch of teenagers with giant keys, a mouse, a dog, and a duck.
8. I Want To Conquer The World - Bad Religion
I want to conquer the world
Give all the idiots a brand new religion
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil
Promote equality in all of my decisions
With a quick wink of the eye and a "god you must be joking!"
Hey mister diplomat with your worldly aspirations
Did you see your children cry when you left them at the station?
Hey moral soldier you've got righteous proclamations
And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations
I want to conquer the world
Expose the culprits and feed them to the children
I'll do away with air pollution
And then i'll save the whales
We'll have peace on earth
And global communion
"Is this the answer you've been looking for?" - Ansem the Wise
"All that and more. I'm carrying on what you yourself began, and I'm creating a brand new world, one heart at a time. I thought you'd praise me, but all you ever do is hold me back." - Xemnas
Xemnas doesn't really seem to understand why people would want to stop him from completing Kingdom Hearts because he fails to consider that each heart that was part of Kingdom Hearts came from a person.
9. Uno - Muse
This means nothing to me
'Cause you are nothing to me
And it means nothing to me
That you blew this away
'Cause you could have been number one
If you only found the time
And you could have ruled the whole world
If you had the chance
You could have been number one
And you could have ruled the whole world
And we could have had so much fun
But you blew it away
You know, if Xemnas wasn't a total sociopath with highly questionable sanity, he could've actually done some good in the world with all that ambition. I always imagine Axel singing this song.
10. We've Got Everything - Modest Mouse
We've got everything
We've got everything
We've got everything down to a science
So I guess we know everything
We've tried everything
We've tried everything
We've tried everything half assed and as liars
And that's how we've got everything
If we carried it out to sea
Pushed it over the edge we could have all been through
Well, no one even bothered showing up
But we still did what we should have thought through
Old habits are hard to break, and Xemnas is still a scientist at non-heart. While he is in charge of the Organization, numerous experiments are carried out, most notably the Replica Program.
11. Cold As Ice - Foreigner
You never take advice
Someday, you'll pay the price, I know
I've seen it before
It happens all the time
You're closing the door
You leave the world behind
You're digging for gold
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay
I'd had this song before ORGLIX put it in one of their skits, but the skit was when I realized that it was an appropriate song for DiZ/Ansem the Wise to sing to Xemnas.
12. Oh No - Gogol Bordello
But one thing is surely eternal
It's condition of a man
Who don't know where he is going
Who don't know where does he stand
Whose dream power is corked bottle
Put away in dry dark place
Whose youth power is well buried
Under propaganda waves
Whose dream life is in opposition
With the life he leads today
Who's beaten down in believing
It just kinda goes this way!
Oh no, it doesn't have to be so
Forces of the creative mind are unstoppable!
"If light and darkness are eternal, then surely we nothings must be the same... Eternal!" - Xemnas
Xemnas really likes being dramatic, doesn't he?
13. Reckoner - Radiohead
Reckoner
You can't take it with you
Dedicated to all you
All your needs
Because we separate
The ripples on a black shore
"You accept darkness, yet choose to live in the light. So why is is that you loathe us who teeter on the edge of nothing? We who were turned away by both light and dark - never given a choice?" - Xemnas
"That's simple. It's because you mess up our worlds." - Riku
Although it was Xehanort's actions that caused Xemnas to become a Nobody, Xemnas continued the spread of Heartless to various worlds in order to accomplish his goals. Inevitably, he is deafeated and his Organization is no more.
14. Nowhere Man - The Beatles
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Nowhere man please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere man, The world is at your command
Nowhere man don't worry
Take your time, don't hurry
Leave it all till somebody else
Lends you a hand
"I need... more rage... I need more... hearts..." - Xemnas
"Xemnas. There's more to a heart than just anger or hate. It's full of all kinds of feelings. Don't you remember?" - Sora
"Unfortunately... I don't." - Xemnas
Bonus [aka don't take this one too seriously XD]: Very Melon - Norio Wakamoto
Translation:
Catch My Heart! Very Melon! (Very Melon!)
Catch My Heart! Very Melon! (Very Melon!)
It melts in your mouth Very Melon! (Very Melon!)
(duua!) it's very round and big
(duua!) it's very green with stripes
My heart is captivated (ru ru ruru ru ru ruru ru)
If you eat it once, it captivates. (ru ru ru ru)
My Heart is in paradise (ru ru ruru ru ru ruru ru)
If you eat it once, its paradise. (ru ru ru ru)
A song by Xemnas's Japanese voice actor. If Xemnas had a heart, would he be in love with melons?